“That’s not what I was expecting.”“I was not asking about their shoulders.” “I was expecting you were going to throw them over.”“Not yet.” “But it doesn’t look… proud, or happy, or…”“Molecularly stable?” “All is duck. Duck is all.” “Ohh… DID the gelatinous cube come by in the meantime? On the bright side, the mudskipper will […]
“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”“So… naked except for boots?” “Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing your balls on your sleeve.” “Yeah, I don’t wanna be a duck. Ducks are lame.”“It’s almost like that’s a turn of phrase!” “I have ‘lackey.’”“He’s not a lackey.”“No, he’s more of a sidekick.” “Well, if you’re having lunch […]
“I’m going to attempt to be intimately familiar with all her personal objects in our room.” “Someone’s going to disappear into a ditch, aren’t they.”“It does have those vibes, yeah.” “That’s a good point. Probably around week 3.5 or so, I get around to asking his name…” “I guess we’re looking it up: beating with […]