“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect blame off of us on the chance that it was us, I blamed the missing student.” “Did I fart in conjuration class or something?”“Well, did you know that the human body farts an average of 12 times an […]
“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we do with Annie?”“With or to?” “Maybe there’s a reason Annie left the room.”“Maybe it wasn’t me!” “That’s all right – I feel like flubbing the partying roll is in character.” “Let’s face it – distracting Sariel is probably […]
“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You need roaming acceptance?” “And I’m going to cast Disguise Self, so I look like an elf.”“Cheating bastards, anyway.”“Yep.” “At 8th level, we can spend an entire night in my cushioned – ““Crevice?” “It’s where they keep the ‘eat-em’ […]