“I feel like you’re making this up.” pause “You in fact have 4 backpacks.” “He’s over his weight limit with backpacks.”“I calculated my encumbrance, sir. I am 2lbs under.” “I mean, I could poison you again or have my centipede bite you, and we could let war of the toxins happen, but that seems like […]
“Would we be there after the fall? During it? Before it?”“It would be our fault. That’s about normal for us.” “Do you have a chocolate chip spell?”“I do not. That would be him.”“You’re putting a lot on Create Food and Water.” “I like to think of this as ‘helping my encumbrance problem.’”“Having others carry your […]
“That’s good. That’s plausible. I’m changing my answer.” “I have to admit, there’s a small part of me that wants to just turn them all.”“Only turn one side of the debate.” “Jesus. They have a lot more insight than I do.”“They’ve been arguing with each other for decades. You’ve only been arguing with yourself in […]