“A pit trap is nothing. But if you hate someone enough to make the floor hit the ceiling…” “Why would you do that? Why.”“Well, you run, and then you push off and… fail that…” “You should be at full hit points.”“I am at full hit points. Wizard, my friend. Full hit points is 17.” “How […]
“Listen, you only have to open one door with a wheel on it that leads to the ocean…” “There’s a lot of things that would have to go right for that, and I’m against it.” “It’s a 20×20 room. You guys take up half of it.”“Yeah, I just want to be in the half that’s […]
“We don’t have a winged familiar at this time.”“Did you say ‘flinged familiar?’” “How many times did we overthink in here?”“How many times did we underthink in here?” “Oh thank god. I’ve been looking forward to this for forty years.”“Does he have a fork to be kicked in?” “Wanna see how useful of a spellcaster […]