“You can check for traps. Typically done by saying, ‘Morgan, open this door.’”“I’ll take the 26 instead of sacrificing Morgan.” “Is it clear?”“Probably.”“If I really wanted to screw with somebody, that’s what I’d do. Write something in a perfectly normal hallway. I like to screw with people.”“Not that I don’t trust you both, but…” “Been […]
“This is why the magic is draining away. It’s all this bullshit in the dungeon.” “What’s this? A rogue that does its job?” “I’m mixing these traps together to make dinner!”“Barbecue!” “Falling with grace and determination.” “God damn it, don’t be kind to them! That’s theoretical dinner!” “These are particularly tough goats.”“And angry.”“We’ll have to […]
“I missed the kidney by that much. They’re alive-ish.”“They’re on their way to the Necromancy class.” “Crochetmail?” “I’m going to do what I do best, which is not do the thinking myself.” “You’ve had intimate sessions more painful than this.”“Morgan?”“He’s taken all the classes! It was an elective!” “The pain returns, but the paralysis subsides.”“…I […]