EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I look at the corpses.”“Don’t touch them.”“Don’t taste them.” “If we just made a list of all the unimportant things he has to do because he’s an elf…” “You’re not going to attack; you’re just going to annoy.”“Yeah.” “OK, pull like glue, or pull like salt water taffy?”“Probably like taffy.” “That, my friend, is disgusting.”“It’s […]

“Let’s beach this mushroom cap.” “Straight towards the bird.”“Yeah.”“Caveat: I’m going to stick along the wall, because I firmly believe I’m a ninja right now.” “And Kleo, how are you approaching?”“With poise and determination.”“Straight towards the duck?”“Yeah.” “Ra, ra, red, hit it in the head!”“Ah, not the head.”“Ra, ra, cloaca, hit it till it ache-a?” […]