“It’s a little-known fact that all armor in 5E has a little bit of spandex…” “I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands.”“Or the students.”“That’s why I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands – they’re covered in student.” “No one can see Khleyo, but everyone knows where she is, because […]
“The horns don’t look right.”“They don’t look right – they look left.” “Really kind of needed you on the ground.”“You didn’t say please.” “Morgan! I have good news and bad news. You’re unconscious. And very cold. But you’re not afraid of the moose.” “Eat scorching ray – well, not that one.” “Doppler effect moose?”“Is that […]
“I mean, we only lost half a student once…” “How are you at illusions?”“Bing! Elf ears.”“So not much better than me…” “Ok, I’ve got five minutes to ‘as long as it takes’…” “I love the arboretum. That’s where I got this.”“Didn’t you also spend part of your time in the arboretum hiding under a table […]