“It’s tingle fingers from here on out!” “Find your own mushroom to hide behind!”“I’m not hiding behind a mushroom – I’m hiding behind you!” “How about bleeding objects?”“Oh, just rub some dirt in it.” “It’s suddenly a samurai movie.” “And your third action?”“I don’t have to, but I vomit anyway.” “Gotta love it when the […]
“Who nominated you captain of the team?”“God.”“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be more specific.”“I don’t thing I need to.” “Until the end of the turn, you get a save against mental issues.”“I have plenty of mental issues, but I don’t think I get saves against them…” “This kobold seems dodgier […]
“Transfer 10 minutes of information in an instant.”“That’s a lot of information.”“That’s the conversation me and Pete just had.” “I don’t even know what to do with gold.”“Give it to small children.”“What if they swallow it?”“Not that small.” “Why would you put pants on under the robe when you have total freedom?” “Crits me, fumbles […]