“It’s the fucking shibari delivery service.” “Tiny herbs need tiny swords.” “Does the sparrow fly up to you and say, ‘Does the one minute begin when the sparrow shows up, or does it start after that? We should find out. But first, we’ve got to get this message out…’” “Some of us are more modest […]
“Stabbing people is a people skill! It’s got ‘people’ right in the name.” “Well, being stabbed still has people in it, so that’s still a people skill, right?” “I’m sorry, I’m still on the idea of the stork delivering dwarven babies to some sort of glorified compressed-air mail tube system…” “Flaming hands?”“Yes. Flaming wrists was […]
“Are the spiders having a seance?”“No, no.” “How’s an 11?”“An 11 makes me think I should remind everyone that they got a hero point at the beginning of this session.” “I thought you didn’t rewrite your whole character!”“I didn’t! I’m just telling you the relevant bits!” “I just healed that damage! Can you stay healed […]
“That just sounds like you’re being cruel as well as dismissive. ‘Do you want the shit that all the magic was stripped out of?’ Yeah, sure, thanks.” “More damage never hurts anybody.” “Timekeeping is not a precise science!” “This is the worst rave ever. Flash-two-three-four-five-six.” “So you’re asking for my help.”“I think it would not […]