“I have always had an attachment to – ““Weirdly fleshy?” “I just would like to point out my enjoyment that we went for the tape measure when we were staring at a map with 1 inch squares.” “I’m thinking of this as a giant millipede with human legs.”“I mean, I was thinking more a giant […]
“That is infinitely better than mine! I have a zero!” “Wait. Are you saying we’re in a were-house?” “They’ve probably thoroughly investigated this place. They’re pretty smart guys.”“…Ehhhhh. Sure.” “I’ve got an idea. You should go kick in their door and tell them to calm the fuck down.”“Good idea. Eventually I’ll have kicked in all […]
“And no, we don’t need to worry about a fire – we have a steaming tarp.” “That’s the thing – they can see into the future, but they’ve lost their depth perception.” “As you find yourself in front of four nearly elemental forces – ““But not elementals.” “That use time stop and pants you? I’m […]
“Somebody loses their initiative.”“What, my 13?” “Paracord golem!” “This isn’t a hentai!” “But that’s your thing! Armor and not being able to find focus spells.” “Well, you have your con modifier bonus.”“Like I said, I have 5 rounds.” “I’m not that worried about stabbing myself.”“I’m not that strong!” “I mean, if I end up sacrificing […]