“If you have one or more people sticking their weiner in the toaster…”“You’re never gonna have toast again?” “Mostly because I couldn’t think of what class to give him, so I didn’t.”“Yeah, he had no class.” “Is it ‘unlock’ in Elvish? I actually say ‘unlock in Elvish.’” “Dead men tell no tales.”“That’s not necessarily true.”“Oh, […]
“If you do not reach the ground within 1 minute, there is an issue.”“…Yeah.” “Next time we should go in through the window. It’d be a lot less fire.”“…Would it?”“I’d like to think so.” “Someone’s black tentacles are currently playing with you… and it’s rapidly becoming a hentai show.” “He’s gonna regret that in the […]
“They have an immense gravity. Like they are many, many times larger than they are.”“They’re almost as dense as we are.” “So after a few hands, he realizes he may have made a mistake…” “Sorry, I don’t believe in people shorter than my penis.” “It’s weird. I’m not used to being the voice of reason. […]