EmeraldSilver Blogs

“If you do not reach the ground within 1 minute, there is an issue.”“…Yeah.” “Next time we should go in through the window. It’d be a lot less fire.”“…Would it?”“I’d like to think so.” “Someone’s black tentacles are currently playing with you… and it’s rapidly becoming a hentai show.” “He’s gonna regret that in the […]

“They have an immense gravity. Like they are many, many times larger than they are.”“They’re almost as dense as we are.” “So after a few hands, he realizes he may have made a mistake…” “Sorry, I don’t believe in people shorter than my penis.” “It’s weird. I’m not used to being the voice of reason. […]