“I’m trying to think of anything I can do with this. Anything. I could go fuck with the trees, but that doesn’t even sound fun.” “But why would he play in the water?”(a pause while everyone just… looks… at the speaker)“Yeah, you’re right.” “To be fair, half of that is what Pathfinder dumps on you […]
“We made some poor choices.”“Did we?”“Yes.” “I say in Imperial Common, ‘You should smile! He thinks he’s being friendly!’”“I am – wait.”
“Didn’t you try to guilt the moon into doing something?” “The whole world is dying? Ehhh. Spooky black clouds around the sun? Different story.” “In fact, we should send a message back that either the world is going to end in a year, or there’s going to be plenty of food, so those of you […]
“To be fair, I threw hero points to keep from getting completely smashed.” “Are they climbing the tower?”“Yes.”“Are the right in the head?”“No.” “That tower goes to the moon.”“Oh. I thought that was – ““That tower goes to the moon. To the moon, that tower goes.” “…That’s funny. I mimicked that and got close enough […]