“I prefer my hourglasses non-GMO.” “If you keep going, maybe you’ll find a pamphlet? A Cliff’s notes, maybe?” “So not only are you not familiar with your new religion, you’re also skipping around in the reading.”“We read the beginning and the end! That’s the important part, right?” “I think his problem is that if we […]
“Oh, that’s right. You got touched in an impure manner.”“And bombed my best save while I was at it.” “Hey, ghost junk is ghost junk.” “Or it could have the scroll shoved in its throat-hole.” “Rock is hard to kill.”“But not impossible.” “It’s literally for an animal companion, and you are not my animal companion.”“Yeahhh […]
“I didn’t budget for bail.” “We have enough problems without bringing in dead fish.” “That old adage – don’t lick the dead fish?” “There’s a moral quandary: is it better to eat plants picked from a place where apparently everything is becoming undead, or is it better to eat plants picked from his pocket?” “Babylonian […]