“That’s what happens when you tie someone up with a performance check.” “Does this have anything to do with your decorative knot-typing?” “He supplies bodies to the colleges in the city. Medical colleges.”“Not bardic colleges.”“That’s a different kind of bodies.”“One hopes they’re alive!” “Can’t really be bothered to remember last week’s perspective.” “Ambrose, can it […]
“The bad kind of water balloon.” “To be fair, four pounds isn’t that heavy, but it’s really going to ruin the lines of my pants.”“You just need to… center it more.” “Don’t argue with the DM when you’re getting a bonus for your backstory.” “Don’t get on my nerves, pretty boy.”“Please don’t give him impossible […]
“I am edging into heroin chic.”“Is that with or without an e?” “I mean, I can fastball special you, if you want.”“‘What’s in the shutters?’ ‘Me.’” “There’s a light.”“It lasts for an hour. Or until I cast it on something else.”“You motherfucker.”“Yeah, I already thought about it.” “Is its butthole sewn shut? Is its mouth […]