“As me why the codpiece. Because if he tracks us down, I’ll be able to kick him in the dick.” “Which we have avenged slightly today.”“I just wish I could have gotten the codpiece off faster.”“That’s what she said.” “I got a twelve! Based on a 13! I’m just excited because it’s double digits!” “I’m […]
“It’s a weird way to say half-elf – a human elf.” “I didn’t expect this character to have a trademark, but apparently I have a trademark.” “Hey, you wanna stupidly climb into something twice tonight?” “Wow. I thought we were kind of edgy with what we take from our crimes…”
“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have more than we started with.”“Ah, ah, ah. Not true.”“OK, we have more than we knew we had when we started.” “Just don’t go by the crematorium.”“That’s a whole other kind of snowman.”“That has more man than snow in […]