Month: April, 2026

Thieves’ Guild, 4/29

29 April, 2026 (19:47) | Uncategorized | By: Sarah

“Not all squiggles are writing!”“I know. That’s why I’m asking him! You’re unreliable.” “It might be too much, but you guys are going to be wise and powerful – ““We’re still going to be us! We’re the problem!” “7!”“I beat that with the number on the die.”“I mean, technically so did I…” “Every character has […]

Thieves’ Guild, 4/15

15 April, 2026 (19:47) | Uncategorized | By: Sarah

“This is exactly how you thought this was going to go, wasn’t it.” “I kind of imagine that if you try to pick up Nine, it’s not so much that you get actively stabbed – ““You might.”” – As it is that there’s so many fucking knives, there’s nowhere soft to grab.” “Flap it like […]

Thieves’ Guild, 4/8

8 April, 2026 (19:46) | Uncategorized | By: Sarah

“Oh, I’m about to do something stupid and hilarious.”“…I’m glad it’s hilarious?” “I don’t know if the skin has a mind.” “I’ve got daggers for every occasion here.” “I told you to throw the budgeoning dagger. It’s called a rock…” “How dare you attack me with your coccyx?” “So this has turned into a GoFundMe.” […]

Thieves’ Guild, 4/1

1 April, 2026 (19:40) | Dungeons and Dragons (5E 2024 Edition) | By: Sarah

“You’re gonna hear my heartbeat under the floorboards for the rest of your life.” “We just didn’t realize how far down we could fall from the floor.” “Thankfully I’m unconscious.”“Yeah, but you’re gonna wake up french kissing a rat.” “I’ll get you a self-bone-tattooing kit.”