“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’…” “Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into this and my dice are going to betray me horribly.”“Or mine.”“Embrace the healing power of ‘and.’” “I heard there was this thing called ‘baths.’ I’m looking into it.” “I’m just trying to stand up for someone that doesn’t […]
“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?” “Tastes like jackal.”“Tastes different from the outside.” “Don’t lick the dude’s hair. Just saying, that’s not going to make the impression you think you’re going to make.” “Does it zap you when you lick it?”“I’m not going to lick the sword; that’s weird!” “How much money have I give you […]
“It’s a weird way to say half-elf – a human elf.” “I didn’t expect this character to have a trademark, but apparently I have a trademark.” “Hey, you wanna stupidly climb into something twice tonight?” “Wow. I thought we were kind of edgy with what we take from our crimes…”
“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have more than we started with.”“Ah, ah, ah. Not true.”“OK, we have more than we knew we had when we started.” “Just don’t go by the crematorium.”“That’s a whole other kind of snowman.”“That has more man than snow in […]
“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”“Yeah, but all your songs would be ” seal noises “I don’t know how you’re writing a quote for that; it’s not going to work without the hands.” “Orphanages are just… shops, right? Where you go to buy orphans?” “No, he’s – oh, you […]
“Who at this table has a con bonus?”“A negative bonus is still a bonus.” “You guys fucking nuked the dangerous enemy, but the mooks…”“This was four on one!” “Nothing says we can’t have more than one brewer. The Coors brothers are a thing.”“Yeah, but we want good beer.”
“Ambrose.”“That was Ambrose.”“I know.”“Oh, that’s an attack…”
“I’m a gnome with 9 strength!”“All you need is the strength of a Nine!” “I didn’t get a bad feeling about them?”“I like that that’s our standard now.” “I think Nine has a tattoo that says ‘If you can read this, get a tattoo done,’ but I think it was meant to say ‘leave the […]
“As long as you believe your bullshit, somebody else will too.” “I’m sorry we defeated it so quickly?” “Once again, we had a plan of what we were going to do, and we have completely sidetracked.” “We’ve already discussed our intelligence; we can move on from that point.” “I look at Ambrose and say, ‘This […]
“No one invited the beetles to the ball.” “It’s beetle… putty… oozes out of it.”“Beetle juice?”“You can say it twice.”“I already said it twice before you got here!” “Has anyone ever told you you talk too much?”“Yes! All of the time.” “So what happens is Santiago announces himself, they pee a little, and he puts […]