“That’s not what I was expecting.”“I was not asking about their shoulders.” “I was expecting you were going to throw them over.”“Not yet.” “But it doesn’t look… proud, or happy, or…”“Molecularly stable?” “All is duck. Duck is all.” “Ohh… DID the gelatinous cube come by in the meantime? On the bright side, the mudskipper will […]
“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”“So… naked except for boots?” “Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing your balls on your sleeve.” “Yeah, I don’t wanna be a duck. Ducks are lame.”“It’s almost like that’s a turn of phrase!” “I have ‘lackey.’”“He’s not a lackey.”“No, he’s more of a sidekick.” “Well, if you’re having lunch […]
“I’m going to attempt to be intimately familiar with all her personal objects in our room.” “Someone’s going to disappear into a ditch, aren’t they.”“It does have those vibes, yeah.” “That’s a good point. Probably around week 3.5 or so, I get around to asking his name…” “I guess we’re looking it up: beating with […]
“Are you pro Vader and the Emperor surviving?”“No.”“That was a long pause.”
“We can close the door.”“With the cat outside the door…?”
“After drinking for 72 hours, you’re damn right you have to go.”
“Man, that makes this plan significant more challenging.”“What, a neat character sheet?”“No, reading the rules.”
“They see you coming when you use a door.”
“You feel like the ship is side-eying you. As much as a ship-droid can…”
“Because we’ve probably got really good bounties on us.”“Tell him about the profit margin!” “If we land on an Imperial world, that will be the least of your problems. We have a lot of exciting problems if we land on Imperial worlds…” “Biological restraining bolts…”“I call that a rolled-up newspaper.” “If you use it on […]