“We don’t have a winged familiar at this time.”“Did you say ‘flinged familiar?’” “How many times did we overthink in here?”“How many times did we underthink in here?” “Oh thank god. I’ve been looking forward to this for forty years.”“Does he have a fork to be kicked in?” “Wanna see how useful of a spellcaster […]
“You can check for traps. Typically done by saying, ‘Morgan, open this door.’”“I’ll take the 26 instead of sacrificing Morgan.” “Is it clear?”“Probably.”“If I really wanted to screw with somebody, that’s what I’d do. Write something in a perfectly normal hallway. I like to screw with people.”“Not that I don’t trust you both, but…” “Been […]
“This is why the magic is draining away. It’s all this bullshit in the dungeon.” “What’s this? A rogue that does its job?” “I’m mixing these traps together to make dinner!”“Barbecue!” “Falling with grace and determination.” “God damn it, don’t be kind to them! That’s theoretical dinner!” “These are particularly tough goats.”“And angry.”“We’ll have to […]
“You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.” “So… we’re looking for the school Costco.” “Does it really make that sound effect?”“No, that’s me.” “What’s the range on that?”“On the wand or the sound effect?” “…What is happening?”“She doesn’t know.”“Fair.” “Well, my strength is greater than […]
“I’m just shooting for ‘not noticed by the librarian.’”“Your bar’s a lot lower than it used to be.”
“‘What is the name of the book?’ ‘Which book?’ ‘The one with all the sprinkles!’”
“I made ONE note!”“That’s what I needed.” “I would like to look at the records on – ““Records are only available to myself and associated clerks of the record room.”“I would like to apply for the opening for associated clerk of the record room.”“Here you go.” “Mission accomplished! Also knowledge gained – how weird.” “How […]
“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect blame off of us on the chance that it was us, I blamed the missing student.” “Did I fart in conjuration class or something?”“Well, did you know that the human body farts an average of 12 times an […]
“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we do with Annie?”“With or to?” “Maybe there’s a reason Annie left the room.”“Maybe it wasn’t me!” “That’s all right – I feel like flubbing the partying roll is in character.” “Let’s face it – distracting Sariel is probably […]
“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You need roaming acceptance?” “And I’m going to cast Disguise Self, so I look like an elf.”“Cheating bastards, anyway.”“Yep.” “At 8th level, we can spend an entire night in my cushioned – ““Crevice?” “It’s where they keep the ‘eat-em’ […]