“I made ONE note!”“That’s what I needed.” “I would like to look at the records on – ““Records are only available to myself and associated clerks of the record room.”“I would like to apply for the opening for associated clerk of the record room.”“Here you go.” “Mission accomplished! Also knowledge gained – how weird.” “How […]
“Pedantic.”“At a school.” “That’s not the missing student we’re looking for.” “So in an effort to deflect blame off of us on the chance that it was us, I blamed the missing student.” “Did I fart in conjuration class or something?”“Well, did you know that the human body farts an average of 12 times an […]
“You told her where the mudskipper is, didn’t you?”“No, but I made some suggestions.” “What DID we do with Annie?”“With or to?” “Maybe there’s a reason Annie left the room.”“Maybe it wasn’t me!” “That’s all right – I feel like flubbing the partying roll is in character.” “Let’s face it – distracting Sariel is probably […]
“I mean, to be fair, the mudskipper is your roommate and she’s just the annoying pet.” “You need roaming acceptance?” “And I’m going to cast Disguise Self, so I look like an elf.”“Cheating bastards, anyway.”“Yep.” “At 8th level, we can spend an entire night in my cushioned – ““Crevice?” “It’s where they keep the ‘eat-em’ […]
“That’s not what I was expecting.”“I was not asking about their shoulders.” “I was expecting you were going to throw them over.”“Not yet.” “But it doesn’t look… proud, or happy, or…”“Molecularly stable?” “All is duck. Duck is all.” “Ohh… DID the gelatinous cube come by in the meantime? On the bright side, the mudskipper will […]
“The only uniform would be steel-toed boots.”“So… naked except for boots?” “Nothing says a ball-buster like wearing your balls on your sleeve.” “Yeah, I don’t wanna be a duck. Ducks are lame.”“It’s almost like that’s a turn of phrase!” “I have ‘lackey.’”“He’s not a lackey.”“No, he’s more of a sidekick.” “Well, if you’re having lunch […]
“I’m going to attempt to be intimately familiar with all her personal objects in our room.” “Someone’s going to disappear into a ditch, aren’t they.”“It does have those vibes, yeah.” “That’s a good point. Probably around week 3.5 or so, I get around to asking his name…” “I guess we’re looking it up: beating with […]
“Are you pro Vader and the Emperor surviving?”“No.”“That was a long pause.”
“We can close the door.”“With the cat outside the door…?”
“After drinking for 72 hours, you’re damn right you have to go.”