“Would we be there after the fall? During it? Before it?”“It would be our fault. That’s about normal for us.” “Do you have a chocolate chip spell?”“I do not. That would be him.”“You’re putting a lot on Create Food and Water.” “I like to think of this as ‘helping my encumbrance problem.’”“Having others carry your […]
“That’s good. That’s plausible. I’m changing my answer.” “I have to admit, there’s a small part of me that wants to just turn them all.”“Only turn one side of the debate.” “Jesus. They have a lot more insight than I do.”“They’ve been arguing with each other for decades. You’ve only been arguing with yourself in […]
“A pit trap is nothing. But if you hate someone enough to make the floor hit the ceiling…” “Why would you do that? Why.”“Well, you run, and then you push off and… fail that…” “You should be at full hit points.”“I am at full hit points. Wizard, my friend. Full hit points is 17.” “How […]
“Listen, you only have to open one door with a wheel on it that leads to the ocean…” “There’s a lot of things that would have to go right for that, and I’m against it.” “It’s a 20×20 room. You guys take up half of it.”“Yeah, I just want to be in the half that’s […]
“We don’t have a winged familiar at this time.”“Did you say ‘flinged familiar?’” “How many times did we overthink in here?”“How many times did we underthink in here?” “Oh thank god. I’ve been looking forward to this for forty years.”“Does he have a fork to be kicked in?” “Wanna see how useful of a spellcaster […]
“You can check for traps. Typically done by saying, ‘Morgan, open this door.’”“I’ll take the 26 instead of sacrificing Morgan.” “Is it clear?”“Probably.”“If I really wanted to screw with somebody, that’s what I’d do. Write something in a perfectly normal hallway. I like to screw with people.”“Not that I don’t trust you both, but…” “Been […]
“This is why the magic is draining away. It’s all this bullshit in the dungeon.” “What’s this? A rogue that does its job?” “I’m mixing these traps together to make dinner!”“Barbecue!” “Falling with grace and determination.” “God damn it, don’t be kind to them! That’s theoretical dinner!” “These are particularly tough goats.”“And angry.”“We’ll have to […]
“You’d like to think this. And I could will one into existence – I am the GM.” “So… we’re looking for the school Costco.” “Does it really make that sound effect?”“No, that’s me.” “What’s the range on that?”“On the wand or the sound effect?” “…What is happening?”“She doesn’t know.”“Fair.” “Well, my strength is greater than […]
“I’m just shooting for ‘not noticed by the librarian.’”“Your bar’s a lot lower than it used to be.”
“‘What is the name of the book?’ ‘Which book?’ ‘The one with all the sprinkles!’”