“The horns don’t look right.”“They don’t look right – they look left.” “Really kind of needed you on the ground.”“You didn’t say please.” “Morgan! I have good news and bad news. You’re unconscious. And very cold. But you’re not afraid of the moose.” “Eat scorching ray – well, not that one.” “Doppler effect moose?”“Is that […]
“I look at the corpses.”“Don’t touch them.”“Don’t taste them.” “If we just made a list of all the unimportant things he has to do because he’s an elf…” “You’re not going to attack; you’re just going to annoy.”“Yeah.” “OK, pull like glue, or pull like salt water taffy?”“Probably like taffy.” “That, my friend, is disgusting.”“It’s […]
“Let’s beach this mushroom cap.” “Straight towards the bird.”“Yeah.”“Caveat: I’m going to stick along the wall, because I firmly believe I’m a ninja right now.” “And Kleo, how are you approaching?”“With poise and determination.”“Straight towards the duck?”“Yeah.” “Ra, ra, red, hit it in the head!”“Ah, not the head.”“Ra, ra, cloaca, hit it till it ache-a?” […]
“And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized I was about to open the door.” “when did she become the lady with the bad breath?”“I seem to recall last time we were here, she breathed on us – ““It was Thunder Breath!”“And it was bad!” “Do […]
“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”“‘How did you get to be so high level?’ ‘Mmm… graduate students.’” “So you can fall in because it’s lubricated?”“We’ll know where it’s lubricated.”“Except we’re not lubricating it, because nobody has anything to do it with.”“That they’re admitting to…” “Darryl, I want you to know that […]
“It’s one of the… mechanical bendy mattresses.”“Adjustable?”“YES.”“I was thinking not reclinable… declinable…? No…” “A rather lithe tiefling covered in blood-red skin – ““His or someone else’s?” “I do have swimming actually written on my character.”“But does it have a number next to it?”“It does not.” “Four hours of glowing.”“Could be four days.”“Weeks.” “Wear the leather…”“There’s […]
“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”
“The worst thing it can do is spin the inside of the circle.”“That seems like a failure of imagination on your part.” “As you turn, all the rubble starts to coalesce into a…”“Son of a bitch?” “Time for some good old ‘I probably shouldn’t experiment in combat, but I will anyway.’” “I’m 10 feet away […]
“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.” “Don’t make me lower your intelligence.” “People have clearly gotten to this room and gotten frustrated. As though the writers didn’t write a way out of this room.” “None of these spells will help. Does anyone have spells that will help?”“Tasha’s Hideous Laughter.” “Nine.”“It’s not the lowest.”“No, it’s […]
“I need 10 minutes.”“I can guarantee 6 seconds.” “Dwarves have just an innate ability to swim through sand. Right?”“Sure.”“…Right.” “I would like to point out that the last time you did something that didn’t sound like crazy talk, we ended up in this room. So maybe you’re not the best person to say what’s crazy […]