“It’s tingle fingers from here on out!” “Find your own mushroom to hide behind!”“I’m not hiding behind a mushroom – I’m hiding behind you!” “How about bleeding objects?”“Oh, just rub some dirt in it.” “It’s suddenly a samurai movie.” “And your third action?”“I don’t have to, but I vomit anyway.” “Gotta love it when the […]
“Who nominated you captain of the team?”“God.”“There’s a lot of those; you’re going to have to be more specific.”“I don’t thing I need to.” “Until the end of the turn, you get a save against mental issues.”“I have plenty of mental issues, but I don’t think I get saves against them…” “This kobold seems dodgier […]
“Transfer 10 minutes of information in an instant.”“That’s a lot of information.”“That’s the conversation me and Pete just had.” “I don’t even know what to do with gold.”“Give it to small children.”“What if they swallow it?”“Not that small.” “Why would you put pants on under the robe when you have total freedom?” “Crits me, fumbles […]
“That’s why I like this game. I can neither succeed nor fail against you.” “When did you join the school newspaper?”“Just recently…”“A few minutes ago.”“I’m not sure how recently.”“I’m not sure there’s a school newspaper.” “Every can we’ve found in this game has been a can of beans.”“All two of them.” “All cans are cans […]
“Mina called. Felix found something. Possibly a body.”“Can I bring a stick?”“Sure!” “Sangvard. Sangvard! Pick up the phone!”“This body’s not getting any deader!”“No, wait, yes it is.” “There’s a dead body!”“Wha – ““I don’t know. Get your stick and let’s go.” “Hmm. What goes best with dead bodies?”“Gummy worms. Obviously.” “You don’t think I found […]
“You guys are sounding less than awful.”“That’s our new name.”“Is this a ‘name of the week’ kind of band?”“No, we just change names every time we get a new member.” “Is the library open?”“Yes. Unlike Texas, Sweden can operate as a frozen hellscape.” “Hey, you’ve gotta come help us find a dog.”“Does it matter what […]
“See, begging is ok; foraging is not!”“That’s the line, sorry.” “Wait, can we imagine Patrick cooking?”“How many firefighters do we have in town?”“Not enough.” “Odd or even?”“Odd.”“…That’s a triceratops.” “Have you heard from the other two?”“…No. Nobody else is awake. It’s early.”“Oh! Right. You guys don’t live on a farm.” “He got dressed this morning.”“Did […]
“What secrets do you have?”“Well… I can’t tell you because then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore.” “Who wants to join the gang and can’t?”“My brother. Felix.”“Felix is my best friend.” “I have an encyclopedia.”“Abridged or volume of a set?”“I have a backpack…” “Darryl, do you have any friends? I mean Sangvard!”“Well.”“Besides them! I didn’t […]
“‘I knew there was something about you I didn’t like.’ I throw my fish out the window.” “Then I will make a door with a latch and two hinges.”“Two hinges, and no more. Three is right out.” “It says these creatures ascend the staircase tirelessly… unless a stone wall stops them.” “Assuming we survive this, […]
“It’s a little-known fact that all armor in 5E has a little bit of spandex…” “I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands.”“Or the students.”“That’s why I’m not looking forward to getting hit with those hands – they’re covered in student.” “No one can see Khleyo, but everyone knows where she is, because […]