EmeraldSilver Blogs

“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”

“The worst thing it can do is spin the inside of the circle.”“That seems like a failure of imagination on your part.” “As you turn, all the rubble starts to coalesce into a…”“Son of a bitch?” “Time for some good old ‘I probably shouldn’t experiment in combat, but I will anyway.’” “I’m 10 feet away […]

“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.” “Don’t make me lower your intelligence.” “People have clearly gotten to this room and gotten frustrated. As though the writers didn’t write a way out of this room.” “None of these spells will help. Does anyone have spells that will help?”“Tasha’s Hideous Laughter.” “Nine.”“It’s not the lowest.”“No, it’s […]

“I need 10 minutes.”“I can guarantee 6 seconds.” “Dwarves have just an innate ability to swim through sand. Right?”“Sure.”“…Right.” “I would like to point out that the last time you did something that didn’t sound like crazy talk, we ended up in this room. So maybe you’re not the best person to say what’s crazy […]

“Doctorate studies, also known as forgery?”“I have that.” “I am really hoping that if things go well on Friday, I might actually want to run again.”“The first thing you need is a different group.” “Sardonyx is my spirit gem.” “Assault with a deadly weapon or murder.”“The thug starter kit.” “Don’t worry, on your stone I’ll […]

“It was totally worth thunder-waving the nursery.”“Plant nursery, not child nursery. He did not Thunder Wave the younglings.” “You hear the distant sound of hernia.” “It’s cloaca clobberin’ time.” “You do know that’s a demon, right?”“We never try talking to them first!”“Do you want a pact? Because that’s how you get a pact.” “Schroedinger’s vrock.” […]

“Are you sure it’s not a mirror?”“There’s five of us.”“Three, sir!”(deep sigh) “My darkvision is better than yours!”“It’s artificial…” “I was going to try diplomancy to begin with.”“Huh?”“I don’t understand.” “Notice how I volunteered you for the stabbing.”“Notice how I was standing at the front.”“Notice how I’m standing at the back.” “Transmutation. My specialty.”“Is it?”“That’s […]

“Please stop. Please stop. I know you want to get to the doing stuff part, but let’s at least try to do the thinking part first.” “There’s nothing in the room but a glowing blue lever.”“This isn’t suspicious at all.” “I’m going to go look at the lever. I’m not going to pull the lever […]

“And we know who’s going to push the button.”“Why are you all looking at me?” “I got to grapple a table.”“I lassoed one. Sort of.”“I got trampled by one.”“That sounds less good.”“That’s Morgan.”“Less good?” “This is why you fail.”“He did not fail.”“He quit.”“Look, I’m taking a long rest. A VERY long rest.” “I’m not saying […]

“I feel like you’re making this up.” pause “You in fact have 4 backpacks.” “He’s over his weight limit with backpacks.”“I calculated my encumbrance, sir. I am 2lbs under.” “I mean, I could poison you again or have my centipede bite you, and we could let war of the toxins happen, but that seems like […]