EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I’m gonna call it three people agreed to the plan.”“Noah didn’t agree. Noah just said he could fly the plane, not that he would.”

“God damn it! That shit’s in my graveyard!”

“Oh, right! I need dice. So I can roll them when I need to stall for time.”

“I licked a fish and I liked it?”

“Why are we going fishing at the Texas Motor Speedway?” “That’s where the fastest fish are!”

“So what you’re saying is, as building materials go, you do not recommend Sweet N’ Low packets for stability in the long term.”

“You’re a funeral crasher?” “Sort of. They probably needed a hug.”

“Uh oh, Pete looks like he had an idea.” “No, I just can’t get this thing to stand up!”

“This time, we did it right.” “This time, we’re facing arson charges.”

“Aren’t there games where rolling low is better?” “Yes, but they suck and they shouldn’t play it.”