EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”

“Can I borrow this?” “Yep. It’s not mine, but you can borrow it.”

“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.” “You’re getting a boat?”

“I mean, there’s nothing to say you can’t still pretend to be smugglers.”

“I already came up with one name! Now I have to come up with an alias?” “Sharp trousers? ‘Ahhh, my pants sliced me again!’” “I do other things at the Centurion Club.” “Other things? Is that what it says?” “Well, no…” “I only printed a godawful stack of paper.” “Quieter. My dynamite blows up slightly […]

“Eh, I added him under friends.” “Not under enemies?” “Frenemies?”

“-4 Intelligence.” “I wasn’t using it for anything anyway.”

“I decided to tie my boat to his dinghy.” “Don’t make weapons at the beach.” “How is your tribe as far as relations go?” “We have them.” “How do you deal with the dead?” “We don’t have relations with them.” “That’s what they all say; we know that’s not true.” “Fool me once, shame on […]

“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”

“You can’t fix stupid.” “Thanos could have.”