5E D&D, 10/9
“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there…”
“I want to go back down the hill. I left half my class down there…”
“Did you fill in the halfling-eating part? Because I feel like that’s integral to who we are.”
“But there is a tactical use when we’re not in combat with Greyshame. When he’s being snotty, we can just send him away for a minute…”
“You know, it’s still on the table.” “You’re in a chair.”
“You went to all that effort to have a vision to decide the fate of this group, and you didn’t even write it down?”
“If that fight had gone worse, I was prepared to swallow it. I might have burst into flames, but that would have made a great distraction.”
“Oh, Roscoe’s my brother? I always forget which one’s my brother and which one’s my fiance.”
“Can I borrow this?” “Yep. It’s not mine, but you can borrow it.”
“We’re getting a very similar thing at work.” “You’re getting a boat?”
“I mean, there’s nothing to say you can’t still pretend to be smugglers.”