EmeraldSilver Blogs

“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”

“You can’t fix stupid.” “Thanos could have.”

“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.” “I don’t think it works that way.”

“Hey, Tezcatlipoca! I haven’t seen you widdle on anything since you saw Cortez and decided you wanted him!”

“Are you… planning to take some other human woman to experimental German theater?”

“Did you drown in mashed potatoes?” “Whoa. That is uncalled-for.”

“For reference, it’s always my birthday and I’ve always got a new job.”

“No, my limitation is ‘too embarrassed to use.’”

“Okay, out of respect for the 20 years or so I’ve been gaming with you guys, I have been refraining from making burger jokes for WEEKS.”

“So… Chinese food, cookies, and beer?” “What can I say?  I’m into health food.” “You can look at three paintings by Michelangelo per day, […] and one for each of the other turtles.” “We’re no more vicious than any other group, I think.” “It’s hard to tell, never having been part of any other group…” […]