“I decided to tie my boat to his dinghy.” “Don’t make weapons at the beach.” “How is your tribe as far as relations go?” “We have them.” “How do you deal with the dead?” “We don’t have relations with them.” “That’s what they all say; we know that’s not true.” “Fool me once, shame on […]
“His attendance is rather like the question of Schrodinger’s cat.”
“You can’t fix stupid.” “Thanos could have.”
“Let’s all get drunk and wake up as halflings in a primitive valley.” “I don’t think it works that way.”
“Hey, Tezcatlipoca! I haven’t seen you widdle on anything since you saw Cortez and decided you wanted him!”
“Are you… planning to take some other human woman to experimental German theater?”
“Did you drown in mashed potatoes?” “Whoa. That is uncalled-for.”
“For reference, it’s always my birthday and I’ve always got a new job.”
“No, my limitation is ‘too embarrassed to use.’”
“Okay, out of respect for the 20 years or so I’ve been gaming with you guys, I have been refraining from making burger jokes for WEEKS.”