EmeraldSilver Blogs

“76. I like that number. Just not when it’s directed at me.”
“I didn’t hit you with a 76. I hit you with a 90.”

“It puts the halfling in the bag.”

“Whaaaat? I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”

“Have you met my girlfriend? No, you haven’t.”
“I’m not sure she exists.”
“She really does exist! She really does exist in Canada.”

“Are you quite all right now?”
“Well, my arms hurt…”
“Yes, you were gnawing on them. You might want to drink a potion.”

“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”

“I killed him, at the other table…”
“Well, then, you don’t deserve a dog. Turn that off.”

“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”

“Don’t worry, I won’t leave anybody out.”
“I would like to be left out.”

“Where the hell did I get an accent?”
“Uh, you picked it up off one of the dead bodies and equipped it?”