Pathfinder, 12/15
“Basically, everything’s going to have this horrible burning sensation
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Pathfinder, 12/8
“It’s a good thing they have eReaders… I don’t think they make D&D books in large print…”
Pathfinder, 12/1
“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”
Pathfinder, 11/10
“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”
Pathfinder, 11/3
“Cerebroshag? Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”
Pathfinder, 10/27
“Nobody’s reported it to ME! Have you seen the crap that I get?!”
Pathfinder, 10/6
“Yeah, you could sell a real elven woman for a lot more than 85g…”
Pathfinder, 9/29
“Darryl, 30,000 people have gone missing…”
Pathfinder, 9/22
“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”
Pathfinder, 9/15
“You are the mast of everything situation.”
“My horse wrote that. He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”