Pathfinder, 9/8
“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”
“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”
“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”
“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
“WHY can I not have a horse I don’t fist?!”
“They’re called the Royal Baths.”
“It’s called ‘whore lives on streets, smells funny.'”
“This isn’t a dialect; it’s an insult to the ears.”
“Yeah, but we’re used to that from you.”
“…Notice that the clearing ahead is suspiciously… paved…”