“Now we can sell him AND Matt into slavery.”
“Kind of ironic, selling the slaver into slavery…”
“The burning wreck of the other vessel…”
“The doesn’t matter because it’s a burning hulk?”
“The gave us crew?”
“We’re going east. The one where the sun sets.”
“Yes… east…”
“You’re a great bard, Captain.”
“And that’s where we’re going to end…”
“Her name appears to be ‘The Dirge’.”
“Well, that doesn’t sound good.”
“That sounds cool.”
“Every thing on this is a lie.”
“Then why did you get it?”
“Because I didn’t know it was going to be lies…”
“I have a magic sack. And also, this bag.”
“Come to think of it, nobody has complained about the smell of a dead body near the cask.”
“As long as the kraken doesn’t self-replicate, I think we’ll be okay.”
“We’re not going to get there, look, and then drive away. I know us.”
“But there’s not so much bicycle to bicycle combat.”
“I will lower my cleavage.”
“…I think you want to lower your neckline and not your cleavage.”
“This is one of the dumber conversations I’ve ever had.”
“We ARE pirates. We can lie, cheat, and steal.”
“Let me check… yes, I’m Chaotic Neutral. I can lie.”
“If it’s not you, it’s the fishman.”
“I don’t like that slogan…”
“My first action – scuttle the ship!”
“Pirates sighted! Scuttle the ship!”
“Reverse fishing. Throw a hook up on the deck and see if anyone comes running.”
“So I take those two bottles deep into the mine…”
“No.”
“Did I mention that I’m going to run the next game? I’m going to have you make characters, and they’re going to die horribly intricate deaths, and I’m going to burn the character sheets in front of you.”
“I will not have my ship invaded by filthy pirates!”
“Including himself.”
“I like how there’s this big plot hook as to how this came into being, and we’re more concerned about how we can use it.”
“I like being called master better.”
“You like being called *master*-better?”
“Here’s the deal – we would like to empty out the city’s coffers. In return, we’ll let everyone live.”
“We have a fish-man. We’re not savages. He is, but we’re not.”
“Remember, that’s not just any derelict ship… it’s MY derelict ship!”
“Oh, goodie. Let me get my piratin’ gear. Do I need a head penis, or can I go without one?”
“Sarah, you’re connected to the internet – can you look up that word? ‘Planning.’ Because it sounds like something we should do.”
“Ooh, oooh, better idea! And it’s not the chicken, I promise”
“…survive the symbol of Death, only to fail the save on the symbol of the runs…”
“Don’t put him with the crew; he’ll incite rebellion. He’s too reasonable.”
“Matt still cannot belive that we actually made him a captain.”
“THAT’s the trap.”
“I hope you meant to make him likeable.”
“I meant to make him STUPIDLY likeable.”