Star Wars, 5/12

“Because we’ve probably got really good bounties on us.”
“Tell him about the profit margin!”

“If we land on an Imperial world, that will be the least of your problems. We have a lot of exciting problems if we land on Imperial worlds…”

“Biological restraining bolts…”
“I call that a rolled-up newspaper.”

“If you use it on a beast, it increases your beast-riding. If you use it on a person – “
unison “It increases your person-riding?”

“So really, I spent the next few months either screaming, meditating, or fixing something.”

“We stopped using ranks on the ship after the air quotes started.”
“…I can see that.”

“Yeah, you know, I still have some difficulty with that number 66 thing…”

“You know what else is in the cargo hold? A whole car full of rebels! We should probably let them out.”

“Nur.”
“Noor.”
“Nur.”
“Noor.”
“Nanu, nanu.”

“I worked for a bed.”
“No, you worked for a bed and alcohol.”
“Only because I kept swiping it.”

“Look, you didn’t ask how to get on the ship without immediately getting captured.”

“It’s paying back to the community!”
“Until you break out of Imperial prison and murder a bunch of people.”