Thieves’ Guild, 8/12

“There has to be a portmanteau there – banana pandemic…”

“Bathe me and bring me to me.”

“Oh, you weren’t supposed to run things. You were just supposed to tell people I’d be back soon in a threatening manner.”

“Was it a +1 street?”

“I regenerate my gumption every night. So I have it in spades.”

“We usually attack late at night. Early in the morning? Watch out.”

“I mean, we can put a bunch of time into coming up with a plan. Or we can do what we usually do and just walk up and see what happened.”

“So you’re going to send me and Darryl off alone? Because that never goes wrong?”
“…Maybe we should switch.”

“I used you to get out of an annoying situation and into something more fun and adventurous.”
“You hear that? We’re not the annoying thing.”
“Better yet, he called us fun and adventurous.”

“Maybe if we put his face back together, he’ll pop back to life… and be just as horrible as the last time we brought something back.”

“Your save is not getting hit.”
“I tried that!”

“You realize you’re becoming Tim Curry, right?”
“I’m OK with that.”