Skullkickers, 11/30

“I look at the corpses.”“Don’t touch them.”“Don’t taste them.” “If we just made a list of all…

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Skullkickers, 11/2

“Let’s beach this mushroom cap.” “Straight towards the bird.”“Yeah.”“Caveat: I’m going to stick along the wall, because…

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Skullkickers, 10/12

“And I totally would have done stuff the round before the door opened if I had realized…

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Skullkickers, 9/28

“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”“‘How did you get to be so high…

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Skullkickers, 9/21

“It’s one of the… mechanical bendy mattresses.”“Adjustable?”“YES.”“I was thinking not reclinable… declinable…? No…” “A rather lithe tiefling…

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Skullkickers, 9/14

“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”

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Skullkickers, 8/10

“The worst thing it can do is spin the inside of the circle.”“That seems like a failure…

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Skullkickers, 7/27

“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.” “Don’t make me lower your intelligence.” “People have clearly gotten…

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Skullkickers, 7/20

“I need 10 minutes.”“I can guarantee 6 seconds.” “Dwarves have just an innate ability to swim through…

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Skullkickers, 7/13

“Doctorate studies, also known as forgery?”“I have that.” “I am really hoping that if things go well…

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