“Given that its only attack is a bite attack… if it survives to attack you, all it can do is gum you.”
“Do we have a war crimes party sheet? ‘Cause we’re going to need one…”
“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”
“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”
“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”
“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”
“They need a better name than spider-rabbits.”
“How about ‘Tom’?”
“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”
“I haven’t seen a good PowerPoint about our game in a while.”
“I haven’t ever seen a good PowerPoint about our game…”