June 24, 2010
“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”
June 17, 2010
“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”
June 3, 2010
“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”
May 13, 2010
“They need a better name than spider-rabbits.”
“How about ‘Tom’?”
April 29, 2010
“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”
April 22, 2010
“I haven’t seen a good PowerPoint about our game in a while.”
“I haven’t ever seen a good PowerPoint about our game…”
April 15, 2010
“So my plan is, kill the hostages.”
April 8, 2010
“The best football movie of all times… is a baseball movie.”
April 1, 2010
“Don’t jinx it! This character isn’t a smoker!”
March 25, 2010
“This just furthers my thought that you’ve got a time machine and you’re using it for asinine reasons.”