September 22, 2011
“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”
September 15, 2011
“You are the mast of everything situation.”
“My horse wrote that. He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”
September 15, 2011
“[The bear trap] would reach almost to our waists…”
September 8, 2011
“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”
September 1, 2011
“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”
August 14, 2011
“What’s the mule named?”
“One.”
August 13, 2011
“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
July 31, 2011
“Because yeah, that sound is annoying, but my dick is choking.”
July 30, 2011
“Free chloroform with every purchase of 3 smelling salts!”
July 24, 2011
“I gently and respectfully poke it with a stick.”