July 23, 2011
“WHY can I not have a horse I don’t fist?!”
July 17, 2011
“…to clean the taint that is troubling our city.”
“We have to clean their taint for them…”
July 16, 2011
“They’re called the Royal Baths.”
“It’s called ‘whore lives on streets, smells funny.'”
July 8, 2011
“This isn’t a dialect; it’s an insult to the ears.”
“Yeah, but we’re used to that from you.”
June 10, 2011
“Incendiary bees!”
June 2, 2011
“…Notice that the clearing ahead is suspiciously… paved…”
June 2, 2011
“Given that its only attack is a bite attack… if it survives to attack you, all it can do is gum you.”
June 2, 2011
“Do we have a war crimes party sheet? ‘Cause we’re going to need one…”
July 29, 2010
“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
July 22, 2010
“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”