October 28, 2015
“That’s what the back of the fortune says: carrying ham juice won’t carry out well.”
October 14, 2015
“We’re going to have a ballistic Rodian?” “No, I’d say it’s more an ablative Rodian.”
October 7, 2015
“They should make a gender-flipped Fifty Shades of Grey.” “Isn’t that the police blotter?”
September 16, 2015
“Will this be a pants optional Call of Cthulhu game?”
September 9, 2015
“Team handball is like upside down soccer.”
September 2, 2015
“If I add them all together, I might get 8…”
August 12, 2015
“One data point is not a pattern.” “Oh, I’m a pattern, baby.”
July 31, 2015
Note: breaking normal format here because it’s a con game. Game summary: Corwin has returned to his…
July 1, 2015
“I thought you LIKED Jason.” “I do. This is my way of punking him after my death.”
June 24, 2015
“I’d suggest we circle the wagons, but all we have is your chair…”