May 20, 2015
“Did they have bullet trees?”
May 13, 2015
“Ah yes, I was looking up how to hand-wave harrowings.” “Well, you put your hand to the…
April 15, 2015
“I don’t usually fondle nipples that came from Steve Jobs.”
April 8, 2015
“And then you roll your THACO uphill both ways…”
March 25, 2015
“Friends don’t let friends drink and kern” “Spouses do”
March 11, 2015
“Speaking of doing things for money, I got a webcam…” “Uhhh…”
February 18, 2015
“I mean, not at me, but at a package of fish? Sure.”
January 14, 2015
“I think Jason had a plan, Pete went to bodyguard him, and John went because the other…
December 10, 2014
“You’re not going to stick a straw in it and suck the pickle out?”
December 3, 2014
“I am so happy that this is a real person and not just a character in an…