“Friends don’t let friends drive drunk on power.”
“I notice you didn’t mention pants.” “That’s why they call it ‘commando.’”
“Think of how many horrible things politicians have said in the last five years. How many of…
“I’m not sure I’d trust him…” “You can stop there.”
“He was supposed to wrangle strippers. …I almost said strangle trippers…”
“We’re gonna miss him… and his skills… and his combat prowess…” “Well, I’ve got his skills covered…
“We could have used your Lesser Restoration: Eidolon… oh, wait, no we couldn’t.”
“Which one do you like best?” “Respect.” “Why do you hang out with us?”
“It’s not that I’m saying I’m dumb; it’s that I’m surrounded by a lot more smarter people…
“I didn’t know there were 8 of them.” “There weren’t. There were 11 or 12 of them.”