“Keep your ears open; as I work up into speed, I’m going to work in ‘anal seepage’.”
“Diplomacy is for people who can’t punch through doors.”
“So what’s the plan, captain?” “I don’t even remember what ocean we’re in.”
“If I’m psychic at all, I’m mostintentionally not attuned to Matt.”
“This also means Charlie is invincible.” “How so?” “If something kills me off, you guys have to…
“Well, you guys are around him all the time; shoot rubber bands at his penis until he…
“Mistress.” “No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.” “I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s…
“I prefer gif animations of cats, because I don’t have the attention span for a video.”
“If I was going to beat someone with a game console, I would use the original X-Box.”
“You’re the one who almost sat in my lap when you got here.” “But then you refused…