Tag: Curse of Strahd

“Well, party’s dead.” “It took longer than we expected.” “I’m trying!” “We know.”

“I mean, where’s the colorful vomiting? Where’s the bleeding from the face?” “The DMG.”

“I made note of your advice last time, Kevin – ‘Do more good than harm.’ I’m curious…

“That would be ‘hey, asshole.’” “That’s very rude.” “Have you met us?”

“I don’t even have the grease spell, but I still walk around with a pork rind and…

“Well, I make shoes. What do you make?” “Mistakes.”