EmeraldSilver Blogs

“And that’s just a whole other set of jokes that I’m not going to be the initiator of…”

“Keep your ears open; as I work up into speed, I’m going to work in ‘anal seepage’.”

“Diplomacy is for people who can’t punch through doors.”

“So what’s the plan, captain?”
“I don’t even remember what ocean we’re in.”

“If I’m psychic at all, I’m mostintentionally not attuned to Matt.”

“This also means Charlie is invincible.”
“How so?”
“If something kills me off, you guys have to go through the whole regatta again to choose a new lord.”

“Well, you guys are around him all the time; shoot rubber bands at his penis until he does it.”

“Mistress.”
“No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.”
“I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s cheating on us with his ship.”

He picks one up.  “Opinions, lads?  What was Lucas up to, why the boy, and what else do we not know?  I don’t think they’re decorative.”

“Well, my mother is one Royal baby away from completing a trifecta.  I’d suggest you issue a Royal order for all men in the family except me and Max stay the fuck away from her, myself.”

“I prefer gif animations of cats, because I don’t have the attention span for a video.”