EmeraldSilver Blogs

“If I was going to beat someone with a game console, I would use the original X-Box.”

“You’re the one who almost sat in my lap when you got here.”
“But then you refused to hug me, and now I need my space.”

“I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.”

“Surely there’s someone out there who wants to be gelatinous.”

“Because this is more sandbox-y and less train-wreck-y.”

“You’ve accepted your fate?  Well, I can’t save you.”

“This burger gets more and more curious as I go along…”

“We can play Unbeatable Banzuki in Wraith.”

“‘You are victorious.’  It’s wrong.  You are Kacey.”

“I don’t always think about whether I’m funny.  I just open my mouth and speak.”