EmeraldSilver Blogs

“The one in the middle is called ‘The Whale’.”
“Whale Wheaton?”

“OMG, it’s a clam!”
“…What?”
“It’s a bi-valve!”
“I think you just came up with a joke too nerdy for most of us.”

“It’s stripper pizza.”
“Don’t care, had pizza.”

“We are all keepers of the sacred flame of bullshit.”

“…And flying a flag on fire is a sign of distress.”
“And if the flag is on fire, it’s a sign that they’re REALLY in distress.”

“Bryan, is your office private…?  And how salty are your nuts?”
“…I need an adult.”

“This afternoon, I will try to embed my accent back in my mustache.”

“Leave him there.  Fuck him.”
“Mm-kay…”
“Not actually fuck him!”

“Who said you’re going to be killing someone?”
“I won’t be.  I don’t have a weapon.”

“It’s D&D on Hard Mode.”