EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I’m not sure halflings are allowed to sleep with gnomes.”
“Well, they’re not allowed to sleep with THIS gnome.”

“Let me have my little illusions.”
“Why?  You didn’t let the trees have their little illusion.”

“One big red eye staring down at you, with a concerned look in its lens, I assume.”

“You wanted heroes?  You got us!”

“But in the grand scheme of things, a super duck really isn’t that much of a threat!”

“Actually, at our current rate of expansion, the continent will be an island…”

“We’re building all the items other countries are using to kill each other.  We’re Stark Industries!”

“However, according to THIS book…”
“The book of racism?”

“That coffin stole my wallet!”

“That’s when you know your plan is SO bad… your plan fails and that’s the only way the party survives.”

“I killed him, at the other table…”  <explanation followed>
“Well, then, you don’t deserve a dog.  Turn that off.”

“You, painting, where’s the king?”

“…So really, I was born in Rhode Island and three neighboring states.”

“But some people are different.  Some people have seen less Schwarzenegger movies than I have.”

“Oh, he’s only half vampire.  He’s three feet under.”

“What channel was it on?  The internet?”

“Don’t worry, I won’t leave anybody out.”
“I would like to be left out.”