EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Oh, I heard you.  It’s all these monkeys that I heard too.”

“What?  You’ve taken our word for everything else we’ve said so far.”

“Where the hell did I get an accent?”
“Uh, you picked it up off one of the dead bodies and equipped it?”

“Which one is Hubris?”
“Hope – uh – Pride.”
“No, which character?”

“Silly dwarf, air doesn’t burn.”

“The wood-chipper is your new religion?  You’re a wood-chippist?”

“X-wings? OK.  AT-ATs?  OK.  Ponies?  Totally unbalancing.”

“So… Chinese food, cookies, and beer?”
“What can I say?  I’m into health food.”

“You can look at three paintings by Michelangelo per day, […] and one for each of the other turtles.”

“We’re no more vicious than any other group, I think.”
“It’s hard to tell, never having been part of any other group…”

“I’m gonna punch you so fucking hard, you’re gonna die three years ago.”

“I don’t think ‘I’m going to get all the guns to defend myself from my girlfriend after she watches this movie’ is a good plan!”

“If he missed the lake, how is he going to remember the train tracks?”

“You don’t see anything, either of you.”
“That’s not unusual.”

“Oh, it’s not a red curtain, sorry.  It’s a reed curtain.”

“Anybody else have any input over there, besides nancy over there?”

“I’m going to go to where the alcohol lives.”

“That song was so bad, it actually crashed iTunes.”

“Note to self, Desna does not like indoor stairways…”