EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”

“I haven’t seen a good PowerPoint about our game in a while.”
“I haven’t ever seen a good PowerPoint about our game…”

“So my plan is, kill the hostages.”

“The best football movie of all times… is a baseball movie.”

“Don’t jinx it! This character isn’t a smoker!”

“This just furthers my thought that you’ve got a time machine and you’re using it for asinine reasons.”

“I was waiting for the past tense to come out…”

“You mean I have to redo my monitor settings for this game?”

*sigh* “It doesn’t matter. You guys just rename my characters anyway.”

“I don’t know, I love hearing that one on roll call. Strange, Dick!”
“I don’t know, that could be any of us.”

“Until next week, when she’ll be a thousand miles away, and maybe, just maybe, I won’t be able to hear her any more.”

“It has ‘Comprehend the Incomprehensible’ – so we can understand Jason’s handwriting!”

“Yeah you, have a REAL ‘women in fridge’ problem.”
“…Jason, I worry about you sometimes.”

“He’ll surrender to all those… but not ghosts.”

“I want a dog with Tesla coil ears!”
“… I SO thought that was going in another direction.”
“I thought you were going to say ‘I want a dog with testacles…'”

“Stop being so fucking charming!”
“I can’t help it!”

“You were in the Rogue Shadow, the stealthiest ship in the galaxy.”
“Yeah, but we didn’t put the tarp over it!”