While I’ve ridden English-style pretty much all of my lesson history, I did do a significant stint with a Western Pleasure trainer. Not to learn WP, mind you – just because she was the best trainer at the time for the confidence level I was at, and she taught me quite a few other things […]
“Tin is technically a precious metal…”
“Whoo-hoo. That gives me a +2 in Survival. Now I can find Fangberries too!”
“Now two people in the party won’t touch that because it’s… sticky.”
“Bryan, roll Sense Motive.”
“19.”
“You wonder why you just did that.”
“Cerebroshag? Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”
“There’s lots of butter and garlic.”
“Oh, shit, Paula Deen’s been here!”