“I don’t think I’ve ever been to a gaming seance!” “Who gave the spiders swords? This is not a good idea!” “What exactly are you doing with Society/Will, now that you’ve said you’re going to stick that somewhere?” “…There’s only a 2% chance that was my fault.” “You are, in a slight way, aggressively washed […]
“Because he didn’t see like a bad guy. Unlike that spider.” “We are not getting kidnapped.”“Of course. We are not getting kidnapped.” “But ultimately, you do retire to your rooms with plans to get kidnapped at some point.” “There’s a difference between murder and killing at the request of the state.”“Is there.” “‘What color are […]
“No one expects the great detectives!” “The unsolicited help?”“In this case, unsolicited information.”“You don’t get the stress, but…” “And one parking violation.”“I left my mouse for five minutes too long, and it was crushed into a tiny cube.”“I left my mouse for too long and it was impounded. It’s an owl pellet now.” “In fact, […]
“I am not going to attempt to pronounce the name of this town, because it’s a series of letters that have come together…”
“There is nothing worse for keeping a conflict going that communication.” “Excellent. Knowing you are also a master of etiquette means we can play good cop bad copy.” “I’m not really a character to be arguing with madames.”
“It’s not that there’s less racism; it’s that there’s less races.”“You say tomato, I say toma-toh.” “I just want you all to know: ” screaming “Pocket sand!”“More like face caltrops.”
“I will yell out, ‘They are tiny pianists!’” “So it wasn’t ‘not the face’?”